Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Bloodbath IV: Human Pregnancy

You know what I've found makes me uncomfortable? Pregnant women.
I don't know what went down last March or April I guess, but there are at least a half dozen women in this building that are just super-pregnant. I don't like being around them or passing them in the halls. I mean, there is like a little monster in there, it just doesn't seem natural.

The whole idea reads like a cheesy 80s horror flick:

Kids at a summer camp recklessly engage in unprotected sex only to find that each promiscuous girl has been inhabited by a lethal virus that slow turning into a little monster inside them, only to burst out in a bloodbath nine months later!




I guess it is just one of those things that God decided either a) in a hurry, b) under the advice of his failure older brother who never moved out of the house, or c)during an all night drinking/bong binge with Zues and Poseidon.

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